Baby Joey, or Photo Essay on Cannabilistic Toddlers

Greetings friends and "family"!

I showcase this time some recent photos of the world's most cutest baby ever, Joey my nephew. Now don't get me wrong, I love him and his parents dearly, but sometimes I've wondered if all that cuteness isn't a ruse. I mean, my idiotic dog and psychopathic cat are cute, too, but they have deviousness behind the cuteness. The cat, while chewing on the dog's tail, will look me square in the eye as I bawl him out for gnawing on the dog. No flinching. No remorse. No recognition that I outweigh him by a factor of a whole bunch.

Ahem....

Clearly this child is nearing his apex of cuteness in this image. Note the innocence, the glee, the utter wonder at the world and all it holds.

His sparkling blue eyes plead "Pick me up! Love me! Let me ride on your shoulders! Also: my diaper smells like Calcutta in July!"

Lest any be immune to such pleas, his next weapon is the pout. Surely no pout has been as adorable as this since the beginning of the world.

BUT WAIT. The real goal is yet to be revealed. For I document here, for the first time, a truly shocking behavior.

TODDLER PLUCKS EYE FROM PARENTAL UNIT!!!!!

As horrific as this may be, he is still the cutest baby ever.

hugs,

Keith