Life with Keith, or The Whimsical Banjo Man

Herein is the Chronicle of my Life. It is mostly true.

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Hey y'all! I'm a 30-something "Appalachian American" living in southern Indiana. Musician by training and right of conquest, by which I mean dissertation. Despite appearances I am in fact not a hobbit. Just so we're clear on that. Desperately and happily partnered to My Ain True Love but you can call him "Dom". We have an intensely entertaining if bloodthirsty "cat" who has a heart condition, asthma, a weight problem, a plush squid paraphilia, and the improbable name of Balthasar Anatole Romulus Potorti. I wish I was kidding. The other cat doesn't have quotes because she is adorable and angelic, but is amazingly named Erma Hestia Brigit Clytemnestra Collins. Still not kidding.

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

And now some pictures, or Cameras Are Fun

OK, so some of you (hi Kristy!) are expecting images of this weekend's festivities: concert, hell in car with parental units, joy of Kristy's dissertation defense, et al. When I popped the Target photo CDs into the drive THEY WERE BLANK! I have the prints, but alas, cannot share them digitally. Instead here are images of my man and our cat. By "cat" I mean "demon who allows himself the shape of a cat, roughly".



Aren't they the best? Sometimes the cat is naughty and must be hosed down. Behold:

Shortly after these pictures were taken Dom was tragically eaten by his kitten. Cats have very strong opinions about water, apparently. For Dom's birthday, as a matter of fact, I made a photo-storybook about our pets' proclivities for violence. It starred two Playmobil figures bearing striking resemblances to our persons, our pets, and an unassuming gay yard boy. I made that last part up, but it SHOULD have been about the unassuming gay yard boy. Because we have a real one, and I'm not even kidding. We call him "The Yard Fairy" with as much Christian affection as we can muster. Seriously, a gay yard guy? In Jesus-town, Indiana? WTF?

I would love to share more photos with you, dear reader, but Target Photo Thingey has just gone down (to use Dom's phrase) "like a Thai whore at a truck stop". Tomorrow: images of the Cutest Baby Ever and the Doctors Crooks.

Kisses,

Keith

1 Comments:

Blogger Garghoulee said...

I misread the caption the first time, and thought it said "Sometimes the man is naughty and must be hosed down." I was frightened for a moment.

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